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Bespoke one-off shows, themed evenings, private parties and corporate events


CONTENT:  Lorraine performs her original material from one song to one hour!

Her legendary songs include Space, Fun to be a Fish, Burger Song, Catfood CrumbleIce-Cream Lady and of course the BGT award winning Crumble Song which was voted a Golden Buzzer by judge, David Walliams!  This ‘Crumble Lady’ will create a bespoke show for your venue, private birthday party, themed night, wedding, festival, club  – singing along with Casio organ and backing tracks.  Lorraine’s quirky songs and dances get the audience participating and joining in from the start!

DURATION: From a five-minute personal appearance to an hour-long set.  Lorraine always takes time at the end to chat to guests and have photos taken.






Lorraine Bowen’s POLYESTER FIESTA!

CONTENT:  Comedy catwalk cabaret with hilarious models parading retro outfits.  Lorraine celebrates 75 years of polyester with her outstanding collection of colourful man-made outfits in this comedy cabaret.

Lorraine’ Bowen’s Polyester Fiesta! involves a cast of six characters who model an array of outfits in this hilarious fast-paced choreographed catwalk show.

The audience is seated around the catwalk as if in a Milan/Paris fashion show.   Clapping when outfits appear is enthusiastically encouraged as is joining in an audience polyester fashion competition.  Dressing-up is encouraged to create a party atmosphere!

It’s kitsch, it’s fun, it’s nostalgic, but there’s also a message behind the show – recycle and re-use, and cherish your vintage clothing. Lorraine Bowen’s Polyester Fiesta! is a totally original show which has featured on BBC Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour, BBC1’s The One Show and has been performed over the UK.

The show is a huge hit with anyone from 9 – 90 years and audience of any size. It works especially well at corporate events and festivals.

Lorraine is able to adapt the show into four different formats depending on your event and requirements.


  1. A) 2 hour show – including 20 minute interval, includes audience catwalk competition.
  2. B) 1.5 hour show with interval and audience catwalk competition
  3. C) 1 hour version – no interval – with short audience catwalk competition
  4. D) A variety of 15 minute vignettes – excellent for themed shows and corporate events


Lorraine Bowen’s songwriting show for children 6-11

Looking for theatre venues!


Britain’s Got Talent legend Lorraine Bowen is here to share her top songwriting tips with you! Learn how to be an original in this live theatre spectacular for 6-11 year olds.

With quirky songs, interactive games and creative challenges this brand new live show inspires kids to make their own original music.

Lorraine invites you into her uniquely creative, colourful world where everything can inspire – from wild animals to apple crumble.

Supported using public funding by Arts Council England


LORRAINE is now booking this fabulous kids show so if you know of a theatre near you that would like this type of show, please get in touch!

bowenshows [at] gmail.com


The last performances were at BRIGHTON FRINGE FESTIVAL 2018


Photos from the show


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