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Bespoke one-off shows, themed evenings, private parties and corporate events


CONTENT:  Lorraine performs her original material from one song to one hour!

Her legendary songs include Space, Fun to be a Fish, Burger Song, Ice-Cream Lady and of course the BGT award winning Crumble Song which was voted a Golden Buzzer by judge, David Walliams!  This ‘Crumble Lady’ will create a bespoke show for your venue, private birthday party, themed night, wedding, festival, club  – singing along with Casio organ and backing tracks.  Lorraine’s quirky songs and dances get the audience participating and joining in from the start!

DURATION: From a five-minute personal appearance to an hour-long set.  Lorraine always takes time at the end to chat to guests and have photos taken.






Lorraine Bowen’s POLYESTER FIESTA!

CONTENT:  Comedy catwalk cabaret with hilarious models parading retro outfits.  Lorraine celebrates 75 years of polyester with her outstanding collection of colourful man-made outfits in this comedy cabaret.

Lorraine’ Bowen’s Polyester Fiesta! involves a cast of six characters who model an array of outfits in this hilarious fast-paced choreographed catwalk show.

The audience is seated around the catwalk as if in a Milan/Paris fashion show.   Clapping when outfits appear is enthusiastically encouraged as is joining in an audience polyester fashion competition.  Dressing-up is encouraged to create a party atmosphere!

It’s kitsch, it’s fun, it’s nostalgic, but there’s also a message behind the show – recycle and re-use, and cherish your vintage clothing. Lorraine Bowen’s Polyester Fiesta! is a totally original show which has featured on BBC Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour, BBC1’s The One Show and has been performed over the UK.

The show is a huge hit with anyone from 9 – 90 years and audience of any size. It works especially well at corporate events and festivals.

Lorraine is able to adapt the show into four different formats depending on your event and requirements.


  1. A) 2 hour show – including 20 minute interval, includes audience catwalk competition.
  2. B) 1.5 hour show with interval and audience catwalk competition
  3. C) 1 hour version – no interval – with short audience catwalk competition
  4. D) A variety of 15 minute vignettes – excellent for themed shows and corporate events


Lorraine Bowen’s NEW Theatre Show for children 6-11


CONTENT:  Lorraine inspires the next generation how to be creative and to start writing songs!  This show is an ‘Ideas Fest’ with a six foot notepad, bubble machine, crazy outfits, a rack of whacky instruments and of course Lorraine’s trusty Casio organ on ironing board stand.  Created with funding from the Arts Council, Lorraine would like to tour this show so more families can join in the fun.  See the trailer on YouTube!

Fees and full technical specifications for ALL shows are available on request: